sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My feet surprised me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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