Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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