i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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