He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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