You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
