Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I could fuck to npr.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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