Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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