if i died would you start the facebook group?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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