Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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