the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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