I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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