New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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