38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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