More tranny stories later!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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