i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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