you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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