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I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.

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(410): View more from Maryland

cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me

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(734): View more from Michigan

the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

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(772): View more from Florida

remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.

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(315): View more from New York

Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car

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(530): View more from California

and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.

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I love you too.

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