i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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