i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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