when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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