His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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