its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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