I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I know her cup size but not her name....
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