omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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