is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
