im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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