i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I'm really busy with my period
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