It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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