Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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