my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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