just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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