Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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