I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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