girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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