Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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