You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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