Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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