Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I cut my penus on the lid.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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