u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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