And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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