How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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