Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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