Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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