lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
