Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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