that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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