She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We have started to decorate penises.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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