So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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