I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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