no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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