Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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