I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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